Is this real life?

Ok, ok, so it wasn't that bad. Point of fact, I actually really like this dentist. So here are some fun facts I learned this morning:

1) Those teeth that I've been having so much trouble with? They are my wisdom teeth. All this time I thought my mouth was just too small because I couldn't brush behind my teeth... nope. Most people don't have enough room for their wisdom teeth to come in. I just don't have enough room to brush them well. Gigantic cranium for the win!

2) My wisdom teeth came in very straight

3) I have a really good bite.

4) My teeth are very straight

5) Because of 3 and 4, Dentists ask if I've had braces. This one asked me twice cause he just couldn't believe it. Then he said that not having braces, my teeth/bite were remarkable.

6) I don't have lower wisdom teeth

7) I have to have my upper wisdom teeth removed. It's just all gonna happen at once, December 2. Merry Christmas to me.

8) So, in conclusion, I apparently have awesome teeth genes to pass on. Thanks Mom and Dad!

This is what I'm going to be like December 2nd, I think.