Travel Plans

I bring to you a blog in the style of "Hyperbole and a Half" (all illustrations were done with a track pad, because I forgot my mouse at home and also because I am insane.)

Here's the thing about me and travel plans. I always start out so reasonably.

I will pack the night before.

I will go to sleep at midnight.

I will get gas in the morning.

... and coffee.

I will leave town at 10.

I say "start out," because somewhere along the line I go a little crazy for no apparent reason and I get super ambitious.

I decide- I will pack 2 days before!

 ...and do laundry

....and clean all the things!

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/06/this-is-why-ill-never-be-adult.html 

Of course, those things don't happen and suddenly it's the night before I leave and I'm spending way too much time on the computer....

So I have to amend the plan... but I still believe in myself!

I come up with a new and better plan!

I will get up at 7!

I will pack in the morning!

I will shower!

...and get coffee!

...and gas!

I will leave at 9!

But planning the plan takes a long time... and then there is still the internet... so then I go to bed at two...

 and 7AM comes...

and 7:30...

and 8...

and 8:30

But I finally get up and pack...

I shower ...

I leave the house at 10...

And I still have to get coffee...

and gas.

So I don't leave town till 10:30.

One of these days I'm gonna learn, but it wasn't today...

Maybe next time.