Awkward Turtle

My life is kinda strange sometimes.

When did I become attractive? I totally missed the memo. I mainly think I'm awkward.

And I think that because... I am.

I suppose awkward is "in" right now... but seriously, Zooey Deschanel has got nothing on me sometimes.

I feel like this is something I was supposed to figure out in high school... you know, when no one was even remotely interested.

So I missed the memo and awkward I remain.

Much like this post.

Oh come on, you know it'd been too long since I'd made a crappy jpg for you.